People will do just about anything. (Part 3)

2009 at 10:07 PM, Thursday

My fascination with the Indian art of ‘decorating your car’s back with tacky stickers‘ doesn’t seem to end. So am up with another bundle of wannabe losers who think that stickers enhance their car’s looks and increase their chances of getting laid by .22 percent.

Cobra

Beware of these cab drivers. With a king cobra’s image on their car, they just mean that they are high on Viagra. That is why I won’t recommend all the ladies to hire such cabs. But what is the truth? It lies between their pants. Their symbol of manhood is not even near to a crawling earthworm!

Dal Rothi

Dal, ‘Rothi’ aur illiteracy. If only this chap had spelled ‘Roti’ in the right way, he wouldn’t be driving a taxi. No-no, am not questioning his upbringing, I just pity the Indian child-making cult, you have them everywhere and anywhere, all you need are working reproductive organs and some libido, and you pop out children like medicines popping out from a dispenser.

Don't miss me

We have a Romeo on the road. Another gay mentality we have here. I wonder if anybody misses him until someone left their bag worth lakhs of rupees in hard cash or maybe some third-grade personal porn CDs (featuring their self-recorded MMS) in the cab!

King

Why are people fascinated with being a King? What are they trying to tell the world? Are they aware that every other car in developing towns may have this sticker? I mean people know the art of spoiling the look of their cars, no? Such gay attitude we sometimes carry!

Children's Nana Nani Dada Dadi

WTF? Are we promoting pedophilia in India? This reminds me of Josef Fritzl and the creepy old men who touch children for, you know, some kind of pleasures. The creator of this sign board should be sued for promoting antisocial elements.

Wait, there’s more in the series:
Part 2 Part 1

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5 replies to this article

  1. Josef Fritzl Goes To Town » Blog Archive » Quick scan of the net - josef fritzl says:
    15th May, 2009 at 1:43 PM

    priyanksharma.com[...] http://www.priyanksharma.com/blog/2009/05/14/people-will-do-just-about-anything-part-3/This reminds me of Josef Fritzl and the creepy old men who touch children for, you know, some kind of pleasures. The creator of this sign board should be sued for promoting antisocial elements. More in the series: … [...]

  2. Navdeep says:
    21st May, 2009 at 4:44 PM

    the comments for “king” and “dont miss me” are swaped

    • Priyank says:
      22nd May, 2009 at 4:37 PM

      Modified. Thanks!

  3. Rohit Gupta (@ Facebook) says:
    22nd May, 2009 at 1:00 PM

    ROFL you should see the ones in our college parking ‘hell is full so i am back’ ’8titude’ ‘dont drink and drive, smoke weed and fly’ ROFL what wannabes. people like these should be executed publicly.

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